Canada Has Nothing You Want
A photo essay of nothing to see here
So you’ve got your eyes on Canada. You think we’re all maple donuts, winter carnivals, and an endless supply of precious liquids up here.
Well, I’ve got some news for you, compadres south of the border. The good stuff you see about Canada is all marketing from PM Justin Trudeau’s spin office.
They don’t want you to see the real Canada, which no one in their right mind would want to acquire, let alone visit.
Which is why we need independent photojournalists like me — the MSM will never show you the truth.
Yesterday, I went undercover in Trudeau’s deep state. It was risky, because as you’ve no doubt heard, Canada is a communist country. Just carrying a camera outside is enough to get me arrested or shot.
People might assume Canada is one of the best places in the world and come here, and that’s generally how to we stay afloat. However, these images I got tell a story of a country in decline.
Not even the squirrels, who usually thrive in Canada, can find affordable food this winter. Here’s a rare shot of a Canadian squirrel checking garbage bins to feed its family. A sad sight for sure.
It’s not just the wild animals struggling. There are a lot more homeless people north of your border than you were led to believe. In fact, the shelters in our major cities are overflowing.
Those aren’t the only shelters that are broken here. If you’re lucky enough to catch the only bus that comes each hour, this is what will shield you from the cold:
Don’t even ask about our trains.
There are other ways to get around in this country, but they’re dangerous. For example, in Canada if you don’t have a pickup truck, you probably have a bike.
The MSM would never run a photo like this one:
As you can see, there’s no actual bike lanes here anymore. The Ontario government decided that bicycles send a message that we’re all poor in this province, which would’ve caused an invasion by now.
Meanwhile, Canada was once among the most popular tourism hotspots for its ski hills. But since global warming melted the slopes, skiers have adopted cross-country as their main form of transportation. I’ve even seen them hauling sacks of groceries behind themselves.
This seasoned skier was too fast for my tired legs to catch up to.
Yes, we have plenty of oil and gas in Alberta to run our snowmobiles, which I could’ve used in that moment to catch up to the skier. But remember, oil flows down into Montana, which makes sense since we’re higher up on the map.
All of our water will also soon trickle downhill into America’s Freedom Buckets, leaving us Canadians eating ice to survive.
This is the only drinking fountain I found within my walk route, and it has run dry (I tried to grab a sip, but only got cold lips.)
We tried to build a steel wall to stop our water from crossing the border, but it was of no use. Our metal sector has slowed down, so we don’t have enough material to finish the job.
As you can see, there’s also no security at this remote border crossing I discovered during my investigation:
No one tried to sell me drugs here. But I was able to smuggle a double-double coffee from Tim Hortons to an American at this crossing while he slipped me some Dunkin’ Donuts treats.
Speaking of Tim Hortons — all you people outside Canada think it’s a Canadian gold mine ready for the taking. But guess what? It’s not really even Canadian.
That’s right, it’s owned by Restaurant Brands International (RBI) — no doubt a silent nod to American baseball. Canadians own some of the company, but it’s largely been bought up by U.S. and Brazilian investors.
So if you take “our” Timmie’s, you’re really just taking your own property.
And you can have it, because the coffee isn’t as good as you think. There, I said it. Another dark Canadian secret unveiled.
Canada is a red flag
I don’t think I need to list too many more reasons why Canada is a wasteland, and absolutely is not worth annexing. We are more of a liability than anything. Stay away for your own good.
We’d like to build a better wall between us, but unfortunately we’re a little short on dough right now due to the tariffs. We’ll need you to pay for it. But don’t worry, you know we’re good for it — what’s another trillion in debt between friends?