Free Valentine’s E-cards That Are Funny (And a Bit Naughty)
Impress your partner, or scare off your crush.
It’s the dead of winter up here in Canada, and it’s bloody cold. But soon it will surely heat up for Feb. 14, a day when you’re supposed to express your burning love to your partner or love interest.
That’s right, it’s Valentine’s Day, a “holiday” that was practically invented by a chocolate company way back. And we’re still buying into it.
For a long time, if you didn’t have someone to trade valentines with, you were a big loser. But these days, lots of people are choosing to be single, so it’s not just for couples anymore.
There’s no law saying you can’t send a card to someone you want to get freaky with, as long you keep it defendable in court.
It’s also not just about romantic love anymore. You can give a card to your “PAL-entine” who isn’t getting the hint that they’re permanently in the friend zone.
Why go out to a mall and spend $5 or more on a piece of cardboard to show your interest, when you can do it all for free from the comfort of your living room?
Steal these complimentary e-cards from Art of aMuse Zine to send to your special people!
Let’s start with something simple, inspired by a popular meme:
I’m hoping your long-time partner has a good sense of humour for this next one.
Pro tip: Don’t give it to someone you just met at the bar. I mean, there’s always that slim chance it’ll work if you’re a risk-taker…
Since we’re on a space theme already, here’s another one for that hot science nerd in your life.
I hope the joke makes sense, at least to astronauts.
This next one is for that crush that hasn’t even noticed you yet. It tells them you’re interested, while only emanating mild stalker vibes.
Give the next one to your new girlfriend if you’re trying to keep the bar low on purpose.
Who knows, she might need the rubbers for her other Valentine.
There’s always those guys/girls in the friend zone that you have to let down gently every Valentine’s. But somehow, they still pour their heart out for you each year.
There’s only one thing left to do in that case: give them a strongly worded message with some cartoon art to lighten it up.
You can give this next one to someone you’re with primarily because they’re sexy as hell. But also, don’t forget about their other great qualities…
This last one is sure to amuse your liberal partner, or possibly arouse your conservative mate.
Love (and money) is all you need
Although I did put some time into making these Valentine’s “cards”, I used AI (Midjourney and Mage.Space) for the base images before adding zest with Photoshop. Since you can’t copyright AI generated content, I couldn’t stop you from stealing them anyway.
But if you do happen to have a few dollars burning a hole in your pocket, I ask you to do one of two things:
> Become a paid subscriber to this publication. By doing so, you’ll be helping artists and writers financially, as explained here.
> Find a Valentine’s e-card designed by a human creator to buy directly.
As a bonus, you can also comment about which free e-card you love the most!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S! I LOVE MY READERS!